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Mid North Toast Examiner
Port Macquarie’s Most Trusted Source of Unverified News
Proudly Misleading the Mid North Coast Since... Probably This Morning
Welcome to The Mid North Toast Examiner — the least reliable source of news on the Mid North Coast.
We cover the chaos from Forster to South West Rocks with biting satire, questionable journalism, and stories that are definitely not approved by any actual editor.
If it sounds like a real headline, that’s your problem.
Local retirees flee to motorhomes to avoid babysitting.
Tired of babysitting duty and rising costs, local retirees escape in their motorhome — powered by solar, freedom, and a good reversing camera. ...more
News
August 28, 2025•5 min read
Selfless Act of Stationary Unity Sees Oxley Highway Immobilised
Port stands still to protect our roads (and possibly koalas). In an act of selfless civic duty, locals have begun voluntarily gridlocking the Oxley Highway to shield the bitumen from UV rays, erosion... ...more
News
August 08, 2025•3 min read
Local Woman Accidentally Joins Town Planning Committee While Trying to Buy a Scone
Scone ambush ends in local government appointment. A Wauchope woman has accidentally joined the Town Planning Committee after being approached by a persuasive old lady with a clipboard and baked goods... ...more
News
August 03, 2025•2 min read
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Welcome to The Mid North Toast Examiner — The Mid North Coast’s most trusted source of unverified news, dubious insight, and community complaints we may or may not have made up.
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Local retirees flee to motorhomes to avoid babysitting.
Tired of babysitting duty and rising costs, local retirees escape in their motorhome — powered by solar, freedom, and a good reversing camera. ...more
News
August 28, 2025•5 min read
Selfless Act of Stationary Unity Sees Oxley Highway Immobilised
Port stands still to protect our roads (and possibly koalas). In an act of selfless civic duty, locals have begun voluntarily gridlocking the Oxley Highway to shield the bitumen from UV rays, erosion... ...more
News
August 08, 2025•3 min read
Local Woman Accidentally Joins Town Planning Committee While Trying to Buy a Scone
Scone ambush ends in local government appointment. A Wauchope woman has accidentally joined the Town Planning Committee after being approached by a persuasive old lady with a clipboard and baked goods... ...more
News
August 03, 2025•2 min read
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